Where are the politically correct people when we need them?

Have you noticed, we seem to have lost many helpful privileges (I dare not say rights) at the hands of the politically correct. Paddling, dodgeball (with actual dodgeballs, not fluffy random things) to name a few, at the excuse of "It hurts people's feelings! Kids are special people, they might feel bad!" Oh, shame! To feel bad! My life has been ruined because I had no friends in school, everybody teased me, and all I achieved in life was to become a doctor, save people's lives, and now live happily with a spouse and kids. They ruined my life!

So, the question is, where are these politically correct people when someone is in fact real danger of being stressed out? Where are the people who recommend teachers not to give students extra homework on early release days just because there's more time to work on it? Where are these people, who supposedly keep others from feeling "bad" when they get hit with a soft dodgeball when I'm close to a mental breakdown?

NO, I DON'T NEED MENTAL HELP NOW, THANK YOU FOR ASKING.

But you didn't ask, did you?