Watch out for your kids! Keep them away from the satanic holiday---HALLOWEEN!!!

Halloween is not satanic.

I can see how people get the idea: I dress up like a monster. A monster is evil. Evil is satanic. Dressing up as monsters is satanic.

Although it seems like the Transitive property of equality should work in this situation, common sense proves that it doesn't! (Using the Law of Detachment...jk)

Dressing up as a monster, ghost, or vampire for Halloween doesn't imply that one worships them.

I don't need to dress up as an angel for Halloween to be a Christian.

Even sillier than saying "dressing up as something scary for Halloween=satanic" is "celebrating Halloween as a whole=satanic."

I "celebrate" Halloween. This doesn't mean I go to graveyards and worship the devil, or light an alter and make sacrifices. In fact, I have never even considered doing any of those things.

What I DO do is dress up, go ring someone's doorbell, and say "trick or treat?" They give me candy. Oohh...how horrific.

What's next? Candy=Satanic?