I am most definitely not giving you instructions on how to build a bomb.

Did you know that it is against blogger regulations to post instructions on how to build a bomb/grenade etc.?

I was looking in the "Terms and Conditions" to make sure that my cussing in the previous post was legal (you never know...).
Evidently, the U.S. government is afraid of terrorists spreading information over the internet. Well, at least over blogger. It's the new patriot act...

Anyways, don't go around talking about bombs. They might not let you fly anymore.

Shame.

Pity

I pity those with only one adjective/noun/adverb in their vocabulary: fuck.

Actually, there are some other words mixed in, like and object of some kind, sometimes the word "you" and a few conjunctions.

However, I will beep out the conversation for you, my most definitely existant readers:

"Shut the *beep* up, you *beepity beep beep beep* I *beep* MEAN IT, *BEEP*! You *beep beep*. *Beepin* shut the *beep* window."

I shake my head at you.

At least when I get mad (or try to show off, for that matter) I am creative.

A startling conclusion

I have come to an stunning, startling conclusion:

Nobody reads my blog.

If anyone reads it, nobody thinks enough to comment.


However:

I am okay with this...this means I can say all I want and NOBODY will hear...

very interesting.


So, if you're out there...comment, otherwise I'll overlook you.